Fill it with petroleum distillate and re-vulcanize my tires, post haste.
Finally made it to the LA central library. The interior design is actually quite similar to Winnipeg's new central library. The exterior however, is a bit different as you can see. LA is ripe with art deco buildings, it's awesome.
Like this building here. So art deco.
I"m not sure if it was the smelly bums or the lack of "what's new" shelves on the social sciences floor, but I never stayed the whole afternoon. I did manage to use the self checkout machine, which I must say is a lot better than those ones from the 70's in the Dafoe library that looked like they were going grind your arm into a pulp if you came near them.
In a classic case of overcompensation for the vulgarities of ones youth (which by my count ended forty some days ago), I've been trying to learn the violin since we moved here. And starting a few months ago I've even gone so far as taking lessons. The building on Melrose where I'm taking them doesn't feel like it's in LA. It's quite old by LA standards and has..get this...a small courtyard. From the courtyard a staircase leads upstairs to the main office and a narrow outdoor balcony. Music wafts (There is no other word for it. Really.) through several of the windows lining the balcony while a french mime sits in the corner with a scarf and a glass of wine, and smokes his cigarettes in long slow breaths. Ok that's not true, but I like going there every week. It feels like an actual place, not a 76 or a Jamba Juice.
So today after driving all the way there, turns out the receptionist was wrong and all the classes were indeed cancelled, even though I called earlier to ask. I was in such a sour mood on the way home that not even Jay Leno driving a ridiculous Monty Burns car from the 30's with goggles on could make me smile. Always leave a camera in the car.
There goes Jay into the sunset. You're not funny Jay. Even when I wanted you to be.
Croc hunter: 1832 - 2006.
Like this building here. So art deco.
I"m not sure if it was the smelly bums or the lack of "what's new" shelves on the social sciences floor, but I never stayed the whole afternoon. I did manage to use the self checkout machine, which I must say is a lot better than those ones from the 70's in the Dafoe library that looked like they were going grind your arm into a pulp if you came near them.
In a classic case of overcompensation for the vulgarities of ones youth (which by my count ended forty some days ago), I've been trying to learn the violin since we moved here. And starting a few months ago I've even gone so far as taking lessons. The building on Melrose where I'm taking them doesn't feel like it's in LA. It's quite old by LA standards and has..get this...a small courtyard. From the courtyard a staircase leads upstairs to the main office and a narrow outdoor balcony. Music wafts (There is no other word for it. Really.) through several of the windows lining the balcony while a french mime sits in the corner with a scarf and a glass of wine, and smokes his cigarettes in long slow breaths. Ok that's not true, but I like going there every week. It feels like an actual place, not a 76 or a Jamba Juice.
So today after driving all the way there, turns out the receptionist was wrong and all the classes were indeed cancelled, even though I called earlier to ask. I was in such a sour mood on the way home that not even Jay Leno driving a ridiculous Monty Burns car from the 30's with goggles on could make me smile. Always leave a camera in the car.
There goes Jay into the sunset. You're not funny Jay. Even when I wanted you to be.
Croc hunter: 1832 - 2006.
11 Comments:
Tim and I had been keeping cameras in the work truck. Good thing too, because unless you have proof, no one will believe how normal-looking a guy with an "I RULE" licence plate on his Chavalier can be.
By Anonymous, at September 04, 2006
You should start a "Lisence Plates of Winnipeg" blog. First Entry: Cargasm.
By Gareth, at September 04, 2006
Also, "2LO4WPG", "DASTANG".
By Anonymous, at September 05, 2006
That's the 101. Where is going? Doesn't he live in Burbank?
By Patrick Prescott, at September 05, 2006
Wow. Two celebrity car sightings in one foreign excursion. First the bit character who owns the soda shop on the Gilmore Girls and his rusted out Jetta. Now Jay in a beat up Duesenberg. Toss in a warm Bud and doesn't get much better than that, huh?
By Anonymous, at September 05, 2006
Or maybe he just likes Neil Young's old band. Crazyhorse. Nah, it's probably shift work.
By Anonymous, at September 07, 2006
IH8WPG
By Anonymous, at September 08, 2006
how about this one:
UB6 IB9
regards.
By Anonymous, at September 08, 2006
Chris that's gross. I hate you.
By Gareth, at September 10, 2006
Ha ha. I know exactly where he's going. He's going to his car storage facility, which is way out there, either in the West Valley or maybe even near Thousand Oaks.
I saw him do a show about it. It was on some cable channel, I forget which one. Maybe the Speed Channel, which is all about cars. It's a GIGANTIC pre-fab steel building, about 200 by 100 feet, and most of his cars are there, though he keeps a few at his house on Mulholland Drive.
Jay has at least one mechanic on full time payroll, maybe more, and owns a crazy amount of cars. Several dozen at least. And most of them are VERY rare specimens, including that thing he was driving, which wasn't even finished. It's not supposed to look like that, there's no body on it. I've seen him driving around in stuff like that on several occasions, including a Hispano-Suiza race car and a Hupmobile. And I've seen him wearing the goggles before too.
By Scott, at September 23, 2006
I wasn't sure at first, but when you get close there's no mistaking it. I had heard about his car fetish. They're not kidding.
By Gareth, at October 03, 2006
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