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Friday, April 07, 2006

The 'Bu

Surfrider Beach in Malibu this morning at 6:45. LA is in the distance: check out that sick layer of smog.

Nothing gets you ready for a day at the office like a big salty mouthful of sewer runoff. Anyone got some scope?


  • that's sick gareth

    By Anonymous dayna, at April 07, 2006  

  • Gareth, i can see you in that second picture. you're totally hanging it out.

    By Anonymous clitke, at April 07, 2006  

  • That's effluent. Salty effluent.

    By Anonymous chancesare, at April 07, 2006  

  • Yo G, so when you say 'sick' do you mean to say that it's good or bad?...cause in my opinion that smog layer is, like, totally sick!!!

    By Blogger Steve & Gillian, at April 08, 2006  

  • g, i was talking to jeff and we were discussing sti's like the clap, the drip, the hep, the hiv etc. and i asked him what the drip was exactly and i found out it was gonorrhea (im not very swift) anyway apparently when jeff was in the ER, he had a patient that came in who was pus-ing and oozing out of his eye. he claimed to have gotten hit with a snowball, jeff knew right away that it was gono but the guy stuck to his story. so he is discussing it with the residences and they get to the ER doctor and he's like " looks like we got a case of dinkeye".

    By Anonymous clitke, at April 08, 2006  

  • Does that last post violate the doctor - patient confidentiality agreement? Because if I had dinkeye, I wouldn't want everybody on Gareth's blog to know about it.

    I don't though.

    Have dinkeye, that is.

    By Anonymous chris, at April 08, 2006  

  • Gareth
    I would gladly take a mouthful of sewer runoff if it ment that i could go surfing before work. don't complain. Just ask your rector for some scope, they got a ton in their bathroom (To people that don't know: when i was there, i went to dinner at their rector's house and he had at least three or four bottles of 3 litre bottles of mouthwash...wierd...geez...christianity..)

    anyway just thought i'd let you know about how jealous i was.. i even dreamt about surfing last night.

    was the guy's name scott siletta?
    do they sound like plankeye?

    By Anonymous ryan, at April 10, 2006  

  • Hey Gareth, last nite when i was biking down Pembina some guy who looked just like you leaned out the window of his Aztec and heckled me. man, i was so mad at you Gareth...for buying an Aztek...till i remembered you was in California.

    By Blogger Steve & Gillian, at April 11, 2006  

  • Steve that's so weird because we actually did buy an Aztec. We fell in love with that car when they gave it away that first season of Survivor. It was a toss-up between the Aztec, the Dodge Magnum station wagon, and a Chrysler Crossfire. Our tasts have really changed. I guess that's what happens when you've got dinkeye.

    By Blogger Gareth, at April 11, 2006  

  • Chris that's gross.
    Ryan that's gross.

    By Blogger Gareth, at April 11, 2006  

  • Clearly you aren't at all familiar with dinkeye. I've had it several times and it really isn't all that might even say it was worth it.

    By Anonymous simoncowell, at April 11, 2006  

  • No, you're right. I'm not that familliar with dinkeye. At all.

    By Anonymous chris, at April 11, 2006  

  • back off the aztec's man. I don't see any mazda's with a back that can be turned into a tent. a tent! unbelievable.

    By Anonymous tim, at April 11, 2006  

  • Let's try to piece the loose ends together.

    The last post was largely devoted to piddling cartoon characters and the pathetic pastime of pants-baiting. I still don't know who has more desperate lives..the trouser takers or the baiting voyeurs, although I am listing toward the latter. And some of you attend church, according to the Scope revelation. I can't fit this jigsaw puzzle together with a sledgehammer. It's a Where's Waldo hypocrisy hunt.

    The current post has deteriorated to sewage effluant, ad nauseum discussions of dinkeye, and tortured references to a 90's tent-toting Pontiac. Perhaps someone should consult the rector for an opinion on these pressing topics. That is, if he can be found inter gargle.

    Time to move the herd G.

    By Anonymous chancesare, at April 11, 2006  

  • Chancesare I won't.

    By Blogger Gareth, at April 12, 2006  

  • you are so insightful and witty, this guy is great.

    By Anonymous clitke, at April 12, 2006  

  • gareth, right on.

    By Anonymous clitke, at April 12, 2006  

  • Wait. Perhaps you should take this blog in a new direction.

    There are clearly a few devoted readers who would like something a little more thought-provoking than Calvin pissing to discect, ponder, and comment on. Don't let all that brain power go to waste! Provide us with the sophistication and stimulation we need!

    Annnnndddddd. . .

    . . .enter simoncowell with pseudo-intellectualism in tow.

    By Anonymous chris, at April 12, 2006  

  • Clearly you are a half-wit who wouldn't be capable of spotting intellectualism if it jumped up and bit you on the ass! After the sorry display of comments that have been posted on this blog over the past several weeks I wouldn't be surprised if my IQ has considerably dropped as a result.

    By Anonymous simoncowell, at April 12, 2006  

  • And Hollywood Mike Moranda makes his second dramatic exit of the day!

    By Blogger Steve & Gillian, at April 12, 2006  

  • Exactly.

    Thanks Simon.

    By Anonymous chris, at April 12, 2006  

  • I've found that the best way to identify an intellectual is to let them tell you that they are. The greatest intellectuals work this way: Bertrand Russell, Noam Chomsky, Robert Munsch, that German Friedrich Nietzsche guy.. they all use self-promotion to advertise their intellectualism to the non-intellectual world. Another favorite of theirs is to point out that others are not intellectuals. They have the authority to do so because they are indeed intellectual.

    By Anonymous Jeremy, at April 12, 2006  

  • What's going on?

    By Blogger Gareth, at April 12, 2006  

  • The herd moved?

    By Anonymous Chancesarent, at April 12, 2006  

  • One toke over the line sweet Jesus
    One toke over the line
    Sittin' downtown in a railway station
    One toke over the line

    What?!!! It's Lenno for gawds sake.

    You want to know what's going on???!! You want the truth???!! I think someone is talking to himself. That's hot, huh? Pass the olives. Nice hat, huh???!!! You try sitting next to Simon for five years!!! What was the question?? Yeah, I love board riders. That's whats going on!!!! WOOOOOOHOOOOOOO!!!

    By Anonymous Paula, at April 12, 2006  

  • Dawg, that was not cool, man...that was HOT!

    By Anonymous randy, at April 13, 2006  

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