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Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Did you hear about the two antennas that met on a rooftop?

They fell in love and after much consideration decided to have a wedding. The ceremony was beautiful but I heard the reception was horrible.

That goes out to Al and Tim, who hopefully read it.

posted by Gareth at Wednesday, March 15, 2006

19 Comments:

  • I've been telling that joke for years so I'm sure that both Al and Tim have heard it. Time for some new material, Sinbad.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at March 15, 2006  

  • fix the reception...it's March Madness, baby!!!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at March 16, 2006  

  • Dick, I believe your name is Bobby, not Dick. Bobby. Bobby Knight. Indiana Hoosiers. Its an understandable mistake, i forget my name all the time.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at March 17, 2006  

  • okay, that last comment has jer's name written all over it!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at March 17, 2006  

  • Okay, how 'bout this one.

    What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

    DARN!

    By Blogger Steve & Gillian, at March 17, 2006  

  • or his broham, zing.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at March 17, 2006  

  • Steve, I realized if you changed tailor to sailor he would say something different. You know, curse like a sailor.

    I dunnu, I just wanted to comment I guess.

    By Blogger Gareth, at March 17, 2006  

  • This is the worst string of comments yet. Very poor.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at March 17, 2006  

  • gareth, i called northern blower, they blew me away. just kidding. im calling them next year, i got an x-date off them. sweet. that stands for expiration date.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at March 17, 2006  

  • yeah, i heard. I can't believe dayna works at a hospital that was on Scrubs. Sweet.

    What did the zero say to the eight?

    Nice belt.

    (mathematics rules!)

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at March 19, 2006  

  • who the hell is "bobby"?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at March 19, 2006  

  • "bobby" is the skinny guy who replaces eddie(he was the cook with glasses and wore a hat just like the one that clark griswold's cousin eddie wore in National Lampoon's Christmas vacation)as jake's (the fat cook with the liver-loaf-launcher-ranger)sidekick in Ernest goes to Camp. "bobby" takes over as jake's sidekick for Ernest Saves Christmas, Ernest Goes to Jail, and Ernest Rides Again. I've only seen parts of Ernest Scared Stupid and I don't remember if he was in that.. besides that one was kinda scary. I did see Slam Dunk Ernest but I don't remember seeing "bobby" in it. I also have not, nor plan to see Ernest goes to School.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at March 19, 2006  

  • What are you looking at Clark?

    Oh, just a clear crisp Christmas morning. Snow slowly falling down. And and asshole in his housecoat, illegaly pumping raw sewage from his RV into the storm drain.

    By Blogger Gareth, at March 20, 2006  

  • I love Christmas.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at March 20, 2006  

  • I love Eddy...well, in a none-brokeback mountain kinda way.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at March 20, 2006  

  • Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun old fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're going to press on, and we're going to have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny Fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's going to find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nut house.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at March 21, 2006  

  • The comments on here are getting a little fucking out of hand!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at March 22, 2006  

  • Actually I like the direction they are heading.

    By Blogger Gareth, at March 23, 2006  

  • amen, brother.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at March 23, 2006  

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